charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos


gogoatt:

Pokemon Spectrum | by gogoatt


moonblossom:

chenisthebestkitty:

geekdonnatroy:

castayel:

fuchsimeon:

viperpilot:

Well, this is embarrassing

Left: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.

Right: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.

….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone. 

Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.

That… is EMBARASSING

the “official” one looks like a really bad Halloween costume

I mean fuck the porno one has bigger wrist cuff I REPEATE: BIGGER WRIST CUFFS PORNO WOMAN IS BETTER DRESSED TO KICK ASS *cries*

can someone contact the designer of the porno 

clearly he/she knows how a womans body works.

It’s embarrassing when the official looks a like a porn and the porn looks like the official thing.

The thing that makes me stunned the most is that even the boobs of the porn version are cupped and held in better by her clothing than those of the official thing…

The moment a porn movie treats the boobs of a woman with more subtlety than a big name production, some staff changes are in order.

What both fascinates and disturbs me the most about these is the body language and facial expression.

The “official” TV version looks passive, slightly confused, her pose is sort of ambiguous and floppy. She’s waiting for the viewer to do something before she reacts. The XXX version looks determined and fierce, and is taking literally 0% of your shit.

One of these Wonder Women looks like a sex toy, and it’s not the pornographic one.


assdeluxe:

*discovers a giant floating orb in the woods*

sick

*snapchats it*


spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care


(Source: laz-aretto)


ask-clucky:

((It’s a cold day, so Clucky decided to burn all the asks to keep her warm!! So it looks like more asks are required!! Go nuts and ask whatever you want!!))

ask-clucky:

((It’s a cold day, so Clucky decided to burn all the asks to keep her warm!! So it looks like more asks are required!! Go nuts and ask whatever you want!!))


unpopuler:

what if the internet closed at midnight  


lalnaboo:

the other half, rip in pieces


slutdust:

glowcloud:

hiphopfrightsplaque:

"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"

Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.

my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women

Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.

(Source: hiphopfightsplaque)


Rythna, drug dealer AU, lighter or candle. I loved your Stick Me, Sweeten Me fic!!

idlepace:

Thank you! So glad you liked the story and the AU! Hope you like this one as well! Enjoy!

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Loose cabinet handles dug disturbingly deep into the tall man’s back, urging him away. The discomfort edged him to lean forward, but the weight of the body that was curled in between his legs forced him to stay, the pain on his muscles soon being overlooked, becoming only a dull numb feeling.

Shuffling his trapped arms he managed to free a crushed hand, flicking his fingers to snatch the cigarette that was tucked behind his ear, “You wouldn’t happen to have a light on you, would you?” His voice seemed to crumble under his apparent exhaustion.

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pietromaximofficial:

After I gather my army of Rythna shippers I’ll gather my army of Crowlazar shippers and then we will take over the world.

One obscure ship at a time.


pietromaximofficial:

I realize I might be a little unhealthily obsessed with Rythna but I’m okay I swear.


allthe-lights-inthe-sky:

“let’s see if he’ll fall in love with me if I put explosives under his base”
dreadlord-mr-son and I are black shipping rythna so hard haha


His Anchour

idlepace:

It’s amazing how sometimes just one thing, one little sentence can trigger an idea that will just pour out into something much larger than anticipated. Yeah, one sentence spurred this on, enjoy!~

Warning: Contains use of strong language, emotional content, mentions of needles and descriptive graphic content.

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